install theme

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

crocsandspock:

when telling a story to your friends

crocsandspock:

when telling a story to your friends

thebrightstar:

chotronette:

Dress by www.chotronette.com

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

thebrightstar:

chotronette:

Dress by www.chotronette.com

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

kevwil:

"Tulip Fields" by janrider (http://bit.ly/1eAbvcj)

kevwil:

"Tulip Fields" by janrider (http://bit.ly/1eAbvcj)

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

(Source: anti-irl)

We’re creatures of the underworld. We can’t afford to love.

(Source: inquisitiveg)

wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

«A writer is a world trapped in a person.»

-Victor Hugo (via uh-huh-shes-alive)

(Source: maxkirin)

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